Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate? And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanour? And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles?
Buffy :
It's bad, isn't it?
Giles :
It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you'll have to kill him.
I know Principal Flutie would have said, 'Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings'. That's the kind of woolly-headed liberal thinking that leads to getting eaten.
I knew those guys. I go to that room every day. And when I walked in there, it... it wasn't our world anymore. They made it theirs. And they had fun.
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The Master :
You tried. It was noble of you. You heard the prophecy that I was about to break free and you came to stop me. But prophecies are tricky creatures. They don't tell you everything. You're the one that sets me free! If you hadn't come, I couldn't go. Think about that!
I don't know what it is about football that does it for me. I mean, it lacks the, the grace of basketball, the, uh, poetry of baseball. At its best it's unadorned aggression. It's such a rugged contest.
Giles :
Rugged? American Football? (laughs)
Jenny :
And that's funny because?
Giles :
No. I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.
Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture!
Season 2 : Episode 6 : Halloween
Ethan :
Hello, Ripper.
Season 2 : Episode 7 : Lie to Me
Spike :
The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one.
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Buffy :
Does it get easy?
Giles :
What do you want me to say?
Buffy :
Lie to me.
Giles :
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Buffy :
Liar!
Season 2 : Episode 8 : The Dark Age
Cordelia :
What?! Why does everyone always yell my name? I'm not deaf! And I can take a hint. What's the hint?
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