2.9 What's My Line (part 1)

Quotes

	Cordelia:	'I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross.
	Xander:	Cordelia Chase, always ready to give a helping hand to the rich and the pretty.
	Cordelia:	Which, lucky me, excludes you. Twice.
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	Spike:	Read it again.
	Dalton:	Well, I'm not sure. It could be, uh...deprimere...ille...bubula...linter.
	Spike:	(paging through a dictionary) Debase, the beef, canoe. Why does that strike me as not right?
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	Buffy:	Mom's in L.A. til Thursday. Art buying, or something.
	Angel:	Then why'd you come in through the window?
	Buffy:	Habit.
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	Buffy:	I wish we could be regular kids.
	Angel:	Yeah. I'll never be a kid.
	Buffy:	Okay, then a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend.
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	Spike:	Trouble?! She's the gnat in my ear! The gristle in my teeth! She's the bloody thorn in my bloody side!
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	Dalton:	The Order of Taraka, I mean... isn't that overkill?
	Spike:	No, I think it's just enough kill.
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	Oz:	Canape?
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	Buffy:	Giles, it's one thing to be a Watcher and a librarian. They go together like chicken and...another chicken, or...two chickens, or...something...

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